Category: Humor
Laughter is the closest thing to the Grace of God.
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Jesus’ Email Hack Details His Omniscient Thoughts For November 9th 2016
Nov. 9th 2016 To: The Church In America Cc: All my followers Subject: Oh Happy Day From: Jesus Christ – [email protected] Dear Church, Welcome to November 9th! This is the day that I have made! You can rejoice and be glad in it 🙂 Whether you’re happy or sad about last night’s results… know this: […]
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The Gospel In Memes
Memes have now become more popular than Jesus — searching for them has anyway. According to USA Today, “People have started looking for those pithy photo messages more than information about the religious figure, according to reports on Google trends.” WWJD about this loss in popularity? (Not like he would be too concern) But maybe, he would use memes to […]
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How To NOT Celebrate Halloween
I’ll keep it short and sweet (like a crappy candy treat). I don’t celebrate Halloween. My wife doesn’t celebrate Halloween. In turn, our kids don’t celebrate Halloween. But if I judge the people who do, then I would be the one who’s truly celebrating death. The tongue has the power of life and death, and those who love it […]
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The 17 Funniest And Most Necessary Political Memes Of 2016
There is no doubt that this is an important election. But no matter what happens, Jesus is Lord… and in His presence there is fullness of joy. We take no sides here. This is just a way to find joy in the madness. Enjoy: The Reminder. America watching the debates. 89.7% of the voters. […]
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9 Reasons To Put Down Your SmartPhone
Smartphones are so useful and helpful. They make life so much easier. I love their cool designs and shiny features. It makes me feel both hip and connected. But life is what happens to us while we’re looking at our smartphones. And to help you find good reasons to put it down (or even turn it off so the […]
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21 Non-Biblical Facts That Prove: God Is Awesome & Funny
1. The Combination of Farting & Children: Is there anything more hilarious (and honestly cute) than watching your kids fart and lose their minds laughing? And God made it so, that it happens at least 17 times day (if you’re healthy and regular). Yes, that is 17 opportunities to laugh hard as your body creates sounds […]
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Stuff Jesus Never Said
We decided to partner with our friends at #StuffJesusNeverSaid and have a proper detox of… well… Stuff Jesus Never Said! Below are the Top 10. Some are shocking. Some are intentionally controversial. And some are so obvious, it’s slightly embarrassing to think that I have preach them (Sorry Jesus) (Sorry church). Enjoy: 1. God’s presence is not […]
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10 Best and Most Hilarious Church Signs
We will not forget the lost art of Church Signs. Glorious sayings, invitations and gaffes, which are meant to attract those who are driving by. For many years they have been a staple of American Christianity. And here is our list of the 10 Best and Most Hilarious Church Signs: 1. Jesus asked for a donkey. Some translations […]
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What To Do About The Christmas Shopping Madness
“To live fully, we must learn to use things and love people, and not love things and use people.” ― John Powell I’m the girl in the house (and I use this inappropriate generalisation because my wife says I’m the girl in our marriage). It’s me who loves to shop. I’m the one who likes buying new clothes, […]
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9 Reasons Why Sinners Went To Jesus (the Friend of Sinners) But Don’t Come To Us
1. Because we complain: About politics, abortion, Islam, liberal media, sex, taxes and _____________. But honestly, who likes hanging out with whiny-complaining people? You can love them, but it’s hard to enjoy them. Serious is not a fruit of the spirit; complaining was not part of the plan. Jesus was a happy friend of sinners. And notice […]